Pretty Ride-Or-Die about Captain Kirk

questbedhead:

I like to rag on Lucretia’s lack of foresight a lot, because the idea of this insanely powerful, intelligent woman with absolutely zero ability to think through basic consequences is inherently fucking hilarious, but also I should point out that that’s an entirely reasonable character trait for someone who spent around 80% of their life as a perpetually 20-something year old quasi-immortal interdimensional refugee being chased through unpredictably alien realities where the only real constant is the annual apocalypse. Not exactly an environment primed for teaching good long term planning. 

She’s still a disaster, but she’s a valid disaster and I love her. 

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danny–boii:

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badtalents:

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh

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blackmarkettoothman:

womanwithaknife:

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

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mp938368:

a-lioness-in-winter:

swan2swan:

bloodyshadow1:

swan2swan:

I just realized that Han never knew that Luke got his hand chopped off while he was in carbonite and I don’t know which path I want to follow with this information:

1. Han seeing Luke’s injured hand after the sail barge battle and thinking that Luke has been a robot the whole time

2. Luke shaking his hand with a super-firm grip and Han just thinking “Wow this kid has gotten…absurdly strong.”

3. Luke just pulls off his hand one day and throws it at Han.

4. Luke picks up a spacechicken carcass and crushes it with his bare hand and Han is intimidated

5. Han says “It’s good to see you’re all right” and then Luke says “well, actually…” and pulls off his hand and Han falls over the back of his chair

6. Han says “It’s good to see you’re all right” and everyone gasps and Leia says “Too soon!” and Han is confused and they all just rag on him

7. Han needs a battery and Luke just opens up his hand and pulls out a battery and gives it to him and Han just stares

8. Luke reappears after a mission with all the synthflesh off and Han says “I thought it was easy but you LOST YOUR HAND?” and Luke just says “Oh, no, I lost this before Endor” and Han is hurt and betrayed.

9. Luke keeps making hand puns and limb puns and raising his right hand to high-five Han and Han just never gets it

10. Luke excitedly tells Han as they’re waiting to be taken to the Sarlacc because it’s been a whole year that he’s wanted to tell the guy. 

Luke and Chewy are playing a game it doesn’t matter what.  Han comes over and does the whole Wookies tear the arms off the people who beat them thing to try and tease Luke.  He doesn’t know that Chewy and Luke have been preparing for this though and after Luke ‘wins’ Chewy pretends to be mad and rips off Luke’s hand

Originally posted by darkslayer092

Originally posted by my-horcruxes-are-fandoms

Okay but consider…

@greenlightsaberluke OMG 😂

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